Archive for July, 2005

Subway Jihadists: An Essay

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

I think that with all this subway business in London and the terrorist threat here in New York, its odd to me that very few people have taken a moment to stop and think about the effectiveness of the procautions in NYC and about *why* the terrorists have mass-transit suicide bombings as their M.O. First […]

Carl Miller of PA is an Ass.

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

Recently, I got in an arguement where I said that blogs can be used for good. However, I’m about to prove that they can be used for bad also.
Carl Miller of Phily is an asshole.
I’d like to re-publish a few of his recent poems.
The Liberal
Such a curious breed
Its illness comes from tainted feed
I want you […]

Best News Item EVER

Friday, July 22nd, 2005

When “A Man Dies in a Sex Act with a Horse”
This is what you get for getting fucked by a horse.
If you read the articles, make sure to think of the other guys in the found videos and how they are feeling at the moment…… at home with their families….

War on Terror: A Story Of Success

Thursday, July 21st, 2005

Despite your opponents, you have prevailed. You have been able to develop a strong stance on terrorism. Andyour plan has worked. The proof is here.
Apparently you can fight an *idea* like terrorism.

Cult News

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005

Really cool website about the study (and obviously the news of) cults!
Now, come on! How cool are cults!

Dvorak: When will it end?

Tuesday, July 19th, 2005

How many times does an opinion writer need to be *painfully* wrong before he dies in obscurity?
Like, is there a limit?
Dvorak, the syndicated computer columnist, is just so painfully wrong so many times in history, that it hurts.
I really want to keep a Dvorak perdiction database. And figure out what his batting average is. Like, […]

HSX Obsession

Monday, July 18th, 2005

I’ve recently become obsessed with the Hollywood Stock Exchange. Thanks in part to my co-worker Carolyn, aka Diva646.
Oh my goodness, if you like movies, you have to join. And don’t forget to mention user hcatlin!

No Way!

Friday, July 15th, 2005

New York Governer Pataki is considering running for president. Covered on the NYT.
This is an absolutely impossibly horrible thing. Pataki has done a terrible job here in New York State by nearly everyone’s standards (especially in the City).
Though, I hope he gets nominated…. because then the Dems would have a great chance!
As quoted from this […]


Thursday, July 14th, 2005

LONDON, ENGLAND- Juste As Loude’s Ye Old News Wire
—- July 14th, 1876——
The inverts are coming! And they are fucking! Those perverted beasts, whose very nature is against nature, are attempting to take over London. Everywhere I go, its nothing but inverts. Those dirty homosexuals! Such called inverts because they fucking have it fucking backwords when […]


Thursday, July 14th, 2005

Ok, I know I’m a bit late on this news story… but, apparently, the FUCKING BRISIH ARE COMING!… that or THE BRITISH ARE FUCKING COMING. I’m not sure which one is more apt at this moment.
So, what’s going on is that those damn oppressive British people have been taxing up all of our Tea. And […]