Archive for the 'Humor' Category

FSM Spotting

Sunday, December 18th, 2005

I was reading about the Protocol’s of the Elders of Zion and found some interesting facts.
First off, if you think its real, then you need to leave this website right now.
Secondly, prior to 2004, Walmart sold copies of the book!
Thirdly, apparently the flying spaghetti monster is implicated in the plot. And I’d just like to […]

Alt.linux goodness.

Saturday, December 17th, 2005

I had a bit of fun with some flamebait in a usenet group…
check it out!
Google Groups link
Yes, I did misspell some things. So sue me.
-hampton.

Ruby: A New Danger

Sunday, December 11th, 2005

My take on an after school special.
Its HUGE, but I think pretty funny. Hosted by archive.org.
Watch it

First Episode

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

I made this video in about 4 hours yesterday. Warning!!! Adult humor!
http://hampton2600.com/DaOfficelow.wmv

Mixup: Dr. Suess Writes Star Trek : TNG

Sunday, November 13th, 2005

Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf?
Did you see this creature morph?
Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly.
Hit him on the jaw — quite squarely.
Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend!
Our troubles now are at an end!
Crusher: Now let’s get our ship to fly
And orbit yonder Indran sky!
Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go…?
Geordi: […]

Funny Network Diagram

Thursday, November 3rd, 2005

Best network diagram ever!

Your Moment Of Zen

Saturday, October 22nd, 2005

Note to Sellers on Toronto’s Craigslist about Pricing Old Computers

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

Dear Craigslist Computer Sellers,
Hi, its your old friend Hampton. How are you doing? Good, good, good. Well, I’m writing you to give you a small little friendly note about that computer you put up for sale on craigslist. Look, I know you probably spent an aweful lot of money on that computer back in 1998. […]

Betting Time

Thursday, October 13th, 2005

How long until someone will break the DRM on the new xbox 360 after its release?
Place your bets in the comments section!

Craigslist Fun

Monday, September 26th, 2005

Ever wanted to post a random ad on craigslist and see if people really respond. No? Hmmm… well, I did.
Today I posted this ad.
Classy, huh? Oh yeah… its not work-safe… too late now!
Here are my responses so far…

Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:49:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: Steve Baldwize < ******@yahoo.com>
Subject: I have a thing for […]