Archive for the 'News' Category

Best Moments of the State of the Union

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

I have to say, this state of the union had bush in full swing. Many of the things he said, I agree with. Stuff like, immigration is cruicial to a good economy. Isolationism is bad.
However, its the way he spun things, that I disagreed with. Things like, referring to our “freedom spreading” as “winning”. I […]

Yeah… Sorry

Tuesday, September 13th, 2005

…for mistakenly arresting you for child pornography. We had you confused.
My favorite quote from the article is the people’s lawyer…
“Their neighbors saw the police show up and take them away. It destroyed their week.“
I don’t even need to make a joke about that. week.

Satire People!

Thursday, August 11th, 2005

Ok, after my last rant about bad writing. And yes, I’m the first to admit I’m not a great writer. Making fun of yourself is always entertaining. More to the point, I don’t write sentimental things. Just sentances with bad spelling and *thinking* critically. Which, seems to be all you need to be ‘revolutionary’ […]

Carl Miller of PA is an Ass.

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

Recently, I got in an arguement where I said that blogs can be used for good. However, I’m about to prove that they can be used for bad also.
Carl Miller of Phily is an asshole.
I’d like to re-publish a few of his recent poems.
The Liberal
Such a curious breed
Its illness comes from tainted feed
I want you […]

Best News Item EVER

Friday, July 22nd, 2005

When “A Man Dies in a Sex Act with a Horse”
This is what you get for getting fucked by a horse.
If you read the articles, make sure to think of the other guys in the found videos and how they are feeling at the moment…… at home with their families….

War on Terror: A Story Of Success

Thursday, July 21st, 2005

Despite your opponents, you have prevailed. You have been able to develop a strong stance on terrorism. Andyour plan has worked. The proof is here.
Apparently you can fight an *idea* like terrorism.

Cult News

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005

Really cool website about the study (and obviously the news of) cults!
Now, come on! How cool are cults!

No Way!

Friday, July 15th, 2005

New York Governer Pataki is considering running for president. Covered on the NYT.
This is an absolutely impossibly horrible thing. Pataki has done a terrible job here in New York State by nearly everyone’s standards (especially in the City).
Though, I hope he gets nominated…. because then the Dems would have a great chance!
As quoted from this […]


Thursday, July 14th, 2005

LONDON, ENGLAND- Juste As Loude’s Ye Old News Wire
—- July 14th, 1876——
The inverts are coming! And they are fucking! Those perverted beasts, whose very nature is against nature, are attempting to take over London. Everywhere I go, its nothing but inverts. Those dirty homosexuals! Such called inverts because they fucking have it fucking backwords when […]


Thursday, July 14th, 2005

Ok, I know I’m a bit late on this news story… but, apparently, the FUCKING BRISIH ARE COMING!… that or THE BRITISH ARE FUCKING COMING. I’m not sure which one is more apt at this moment.
So, what’s going on is that those damn oppressive British people have been taxing up all of our Tea. And […]